Legal

Privacy & terms

laboratory.love is a registered DBA of Very Little Gravitas Indeed, LLC ("VLGI", "we", "our", "us"). All references to “laboratory.love” in this policy are references to VLGI.

Data we collect

  • Email addresses for order confirmations, result delivery, and product updates
  • Payment information (processed securely through Stripe — we do not store card numbers)
  • Order details for direct-to-consumer testing purchases (products selected, shipping preferences, report delivery)
  • Product preferences and contribution history for crowdfunded testing
  • Basic analytics on site usage

Our API and AI assistants

  • Anyone, including an AI assistant acting for you, can search our published results through our public API without an account. We receive the search terms and the request's IP address, which our hosting providers log for security and rate limiting
  • If you start a contribution or testing order through an AI assistant, we store the product links and notes sent with it. You enter payment and contact details on Stripe's page, and we handle them as described in this policy
  • We don't use data from these requests for advertising or to train AI models. It is stored and processed in the United States

How we use it

  • To fulfill direct-to-consumer testing orders, including lab coordination and report delivery
  • To process crowdfunded contributions and refunds
  • To send you updates about products you've purchased testing for or funded
  • To verify orders and contributions
  • To improve the platform

Data sharing

VLGI does not sell your data. We share data only:

  • With payment processors (Stripe) to handle transactions
  • With testing labs (e.g., Light Labs) to coordinate product analysis — limited to the information required to fulfill your order
  • With transactional email providers (e.g., Resend) to deliver order confirmations and results
  • With hosting and database providers (Netlify, Cloudflare, Supabase) that run the site and API
  • If required by law

Your rights

You can:

  • Request your order or contribution history
  • Unsubscribe from marketing updates (transactional emails related to an active order will continue)
  • Request data deletion
  • Contact us about privacy concerns at legal@laboratory.love

Last updated: October 4, 2026